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Pick a world leader
Trump, Putin, Xi, Macron, King Charles, Zelensky, Kim, Modi, Netanyahu, Meloni, Trudeau, Boris. Stats for drive, control, and putting. Trump talks the most. The others suffer.
Masters of Creation · Arcade golf parody
TRUMP GOLF
World leaders. Tiny hands. Tremendous putts.
Godot 4.3 arcade golf in progress — packaged builds land here next.
The round
Twelve leaders. Eight courses. Zero chill.
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Three-click swing, Mario-style
Aim with A/D. Space for power, then accuracy on the gold. Wind, lies, clubs from driver to putter. Stroke, match, skins, Stableford, closest-to-the-pin, and a parody Crypto Cup.
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Courses with opinions
Mar-a-Lago Links, the South Lawn, Kremlin Ice Club, Forbidden Fairways, Davos Alpine, Eternal Leader Oaks, Buckingham Hedge, and Crypto Club Night. Checkerboard grass. Lollipop trees. A shop that sells golden drivers for fake $TRUMP.
Original work
Cartoony on purpose. Not a Nintendo game.
Trump Golf is an original arcade golf parody — world-leader caricatures, original writing, Kenney CC0 characters. It is not Mario Golf, does not use Nintendo IP, and $TRUMP is in-game parody currency, not a real token sale.
From the tee
Grip it. Ignore the fairway.
Packaged desktop and Android builds appear here when they ship. Until then, the round is playable in the Godot project.