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Pick a world leader
Trump, Putin, Xi, Macron, King Charles, Zelensky, Kim, Modi, Netanyahu, Meloni, Trudeau, Boris. Stats for drive, control, and putting. Trump talks the most. The others suffer.
Masters of Creation · Arcade golf parody
TRUMP GOLF
World leaders. Tiny hands. Tremendous putts.
Play in the browser. Android, Windows, Linux, and macOS are on the download page.
The round
Twelve leaders. Eight courses. Zero chill.
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Three-click swing, Mario-style
Aim with A/D. Space three times for the swing — power, then hit the center. Up and Down pick a longer or shorter club. Hold G to stand on the landing. Mouse looks around and never takes the shot.
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Courses with opinions
Mar-a-Lago Links, the South Lawn, Kremlin Ice Club, Forbidden Fairways, Davos Alpine, Eternal Leader Oaks, Buckingham Hedge, and Crypto Club Night. Checkerboard grass. Lollipop trees. A shop that sells golden drivers for fake $TRUMP.
Original work
Cartoony on purpose. Not a Nintendo game.
Trump Golf is an original arcade golf parody — world-leader caricatures, original writing, Kenney CC0 characters. It is not Mario Golf, does not use Nintendo IP, and $TRUMP is in-game parody currency, not a real token sale.
From the tee
Grip it. Ignore the fairway.
Same round as the browser build: twelve leaders, eight courses, three-click swing, parody $TRUMP shop.