PHILOSOPHERS

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ANDROID

Android APK

123.2 MB · Sideload — enable unknown apps

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WINDOWS

Windows

127.7 MB · Unzip and run

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LINUX

Linux

121.9 MB · chmod +x, then launch

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MACOS

macOS

148.4 MB · If macOS says damaged, run Open this Mac app.command

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macOS says “The Problem with Philosophers is damaged”? That is Gatekeeper, not a broken download. Safari tags unsigned apps with a quarantine flag. Right-click → Open does not clear that dialog.

  1. Unzip the download.
  2. Double-click Open this Mac app.command (it strips quarantine, then launches the game).
  3. If macOS blocks the helper: System Settings → Privacy & Security → Open Anyway.

Or Terminal, after unzipping:

xattr -cr "The Problem with Philosophers.app"
open "The Problem with Philosophers.app"